And in today’s metal mailbag, new Wytch Hazel music! And classics from Barren Cross, Bloodgood, Bride, and Petra, thanks to Girder Music’s sale.

The struggle is real.
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What I really want is a mechanical-key version of Logitech’s Ergo K860.

‘A.I. Will Be Totally Great For Humanity,’ Says Man Who Has Never Read A Sci-Fi Novel
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In the last 22 hours, I have:
– flown 860 miles from Texas to North Carolina
– drove through 4 states (NC, SC, GA, AL)
– spent the night near my parents’ old home in AL
– drove through 4 states (AL, MS, LA, TX), having lunch with my parents in MS, for a total of 1,002 miles

DFW 🚀 GSO

Going to drive the college boy back home for the summer.

Major Security Breakthrough In Star Wars Universe With Invention Of Door That Does Not Open If You Just Shoot The Control Panel
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Wild fans booing their team off the ice at the end of the second period.

State of hockey? It ain’t Minnesota.

#LetsGoStars #TexasHockey

“It is better for me to die than to live,” said Job at the end of the performance, much to his friends’ disappointment. 🤣
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Happy new @thedollyrots music day, everyone! New single, “Still Holding On,” has dropped: orcd.co/stillhold…

And 2023 tour dates announced!